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Well folks, I'm Skip, known as "Skipper" to my mommy (Otternot) and daddy (Trucker Jim) and the rest of my family. The rest of the family consists of my big brother "Bear" and two darn birds. I was born on September 8, 2001 in Oklahoma, so I am well travelled. My older brother was born in Texas, so he's just a little more timid than me. I'm not afraid of anything and I let everyone know that I am in charge. When I was very little, my Mommy and Daddy bought me at a place called "Trader's Village" and I'll tell you I was glad to get away from there. By the time I got home I realized I had to be very assertive as I wasn't very big. In fact, when I first came home I didn't even weigh two pounds. Course now that I'm all grown up, I still have not made it to five pounds. My brother calls me "mouth" because I tend to be a little on the bossy side. I just call it knowing what I want. Because I am registered, my folks said when I got to be older, they would find girlfriends for me. Well, that hasn't happened, but I am not going to give up hope. I keep trying to practice, but no one or nothing seems to be cooperating. When my folks brought me home we lived in Texas. Bear and I got to go outside in the backyard, but didn't see much of anyone. There was a BIG dog next door and I would go up to the fence and scoot real close, thinking it would let me practice my male instincts with it, but I was too little and the fence was solid cedar wood. About the time I would get that Rotweiller's attention, my brother would come over and put his two cents in and chase the other dog away. When I first arrived, I was a little stand offish and didn't want people to pick me up, but as I get older and wiser, I have learned that if you act real nice, you can get ALMOST anything you want. In March 2003, my entire family moved from Texas to Washington State. Talk about a long trip!! We stayed in our rooms most of the way or in the back of the van. Mommy and Daddy let us out to go potty, but tied a darn thing around our necks so we couldn't run like we like to. In Colorado, we found snow. That was way cool! Bear was afraid, but I just ran around like I was a big boy. The folks said I just looked like yellow snow, whatever that is. When we arrived in Washington, I immediately set out to explore the town of Mossyrock. Needless to say, they were not happy with me, so they built this big fence and we play in it. I really don't mind that at all. It is so big and I can see forever. The only thing I am having a little trouble with is dodging these things coming from the sky. Mommy and Daddy says they are called "walnuts" and "pears". You are supposed to be able to eat them. Those walnuts are damn hard, I'll tell you right now. My mouth is to small to take a bite out of them, but the pears are good. We have a big porch where Mom and Dad come out to sit and do things like pit cherries and snip beans, or just sit. Cherries are not my very favorite thing, but I sure like to munch on those pits. Once in awhile my girlfriends come to visit. One is named "Alex" snd the other is "Genie." Alex is not interested in sex at all, but she is nice enough. She's a big gal, so guess it doesn't matter how interested she is, I'm just too short. Genie, on the other hand, seems to be very interested. Her only problem is that she is one of those woman libbers type and I'm the type of guy who likes to be in charge. Therefore we have a slight communications problem in this department. Other than that, life is pretty fine for us. If you want to contact me, just e-mail my mommy or daddy.
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